Humor:

Abrahim: Boss, I've had twins! Please suggest me names for them ….
John: Ek ka naam rakho Peter...
Abrahim: Boss... aur doosre ka?
John: Repeater!


Unfortunate Sardarji

One Sardarji is up for a daily routine, going to office in bus and then returning home by evening. One day, he gets late for the bus to return back home. He runs after the bus and reaches home running & huffing. After reaching his house, he tells his wife that he has saved Rs.3 by running after the bus while reaching home. Instead of getting an appraisal, he gets a tight slap from his wife. Sardarji gets puzzled. He asks his wife as to why she slapped him. She replies, 'If you had run after a taxi you could have saved Rs.70 instead of Rs.3 !'


Humorous Brand Liners

* Want To Propose a Girl - Just Do It. (Nike)

* Before Going To Propose to a Girl - Believe In The Best. (BPL)

* If You Are Hesitating Before Proposing To a Girl - Vicks Ki Goli Lo Kich Kich Door Karo. (Vicks)

* If You Are Going To Propose To a Girl, Chances Are 50-50. (Britannia)

* If A Girl Slapped You When You Proposed To Her - Take It Easy. (Limca)

* Those Who Succeed In Love Always Say - We Dream Because We Do. (Daewoo)

* If Some One Wants To Write A Love Letter To His Girlfriend -Likho Script Apna Apna. (Rotomac)

* If You Love Someone - Go Get It. (Visa Power)

* Boy Riding a Bike With Neighbor's Girl - Neighbors Envy Owner's Pride. (Onida)

* Not Satisfied With Your Dates - Yeh Dil Mangey More. (Pepsi)

* A Guy Having a Number of Girl Friends - Complete Man. (Raymonds)

* A Smart Girl Having a Number of Boyfriends - Yeh Hai Hamara Suraksa Chakra. (Colgate)

Traffic Rules

The traffic policeman stopped the car driver for crossing the traffic signal when it was red. 'Didn't you see the red light?' Growled the policeman. 'Yes I did', replied the driver, 'But I didn't see you!'

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Quotes:

• "He is able who thinks he is able." - Buddha
  
  
• "We do not see things as they are; we see things as we are." – Talmud



• "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get." - Dave Gardner
  
  
• "Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment." – Baltasar Gracian



• Get the time to Think the Unthinkable – Anonymous

• A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second
  
  
• A wind with a speed of 74 miles or more is designated as a hurricane



• If you add up the numbers 1-100 consecutively (1+2+3+4+5 etc) the total is 5050
  
  
• Light travels at the rate of 186,200 miles per second



• Ten inches of snow equals one inch of rain in water content
  

• Exercise: For staying fit, exercise regularly. Eat foods low in saturated fats and quit smoking to reduce the risk of heart diseases. Also add regular hearty laughter to your list



• Hair: Don’t brush wet hair too harshly because it’s three times weaker and more likely to break off mid-strand. Towel dry hair first, then gently use a wide toothcomb



• Carrots: Eat carrots, rich with Vitamin A to maintain the outer layer of the skin. It prevents premature aging.
  
  
• Tomatoes: Tomatoes keep you loving your skin. Tomatoes are rich in Vitamin A, Vitamin C and potassium
   
• Growing bones: Gardening is a great exercise for building bone density because of bending, lifting etc. Taking care of your garden at least once a week can reduce the risk of osteoporosis

 
 

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Home Remedies:

Moisturizing: Yogurt, placed on the face helps bring water from the deeper layers of the skin to the surface, thus moisturizing your skin for the rest of the day and hiding wrinkles

Natural Cleansers: In case, you are running out of cosmetics and are in look out for facial cleansers, then just dip into your fridge. Mix buttermilk, yogurt and a pinch of cream and apply, all are gentle natural skin cleansers

Burns: For burns, apply milk to burns. Apply for 15 minutes every 2-6 hours as needed for pain

Cleaning Mirrors: Use air-fresheners to clean mirrors. It does a good job and better still, leaves a lovely smell to the shine

Stains, off your Hands: Potatoes will take food stains off your hands. Just slice and rub raw potato on the stains and rinse with water.

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Cooking Tips:

Boiled Egg: When slicing a hard-boiled egg, try wetting the knife just before cutting. If that does not do the trick, try applying a bit of cooking spray to the edge

Chinese Dishes: To slice meat into thin strips, as for Chinese dishes - partially freeze and it will slice easily

Too Salty: For soup and stews, add cut raw potatoes and discard once they have cooked and absorbed the salt

Garlic Cloves: Zap garlic cloves in the microwave for 15 seconds and the skins will slip right off !

Raw Potatoes: Let raw potatoes stand in cold water for at least half an hour before frying to improve the crispness of french-fried potatoes

Cakes: If you run out of flour or just want your chocolate cake not to have the "white dust" on it, then use cocoa to dust the bottom of your cake pan. To test if your cake is ready, use a raw piece of spaghetti. If the cake sticks to the pan after baking, then set the pan over a pot of boiling water for a minute or two. You will then have your cake popping out Nice & Neat!


 

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